The Velcro Pygmies
The World Famous Velcro Pygmies want to take you on a little journey, and they promise it won’t hurt. This golden ticket will get you a trip back to a time when music was in its prime. Back when hair was big but rock ‘n’ roll was bigger … back when a 17-second guitar solo transformed a man and his machine into a Rock God … back when fallen angels swarmed the front row like Aquanet to a feathered bang.
The Velcro Pygmies travel the country year round – from the Gulf Shores to the Great Lakes – to share the sights, sounds and stain-washed denim of the glorious ’80s, schooling audiences on the difference between a rock band and a rock show. From start to finish, they command the stage with a prowess uncommon in today’s industry, and they leave you begging for more. No gimmicks or tricks, just undiluted rock ‘n’ roll energy that unites every race, creed, age and gender.
The Velcro Pygmies are more than just a band – they are a way of life. They’re a nitro-fueled Trans Am prowling the streets at dusk, looking for some action – satisfaction all night. They ain’t looking for nothing but a good time, and it don’t get better than this.
Partial Song List
Poison
Nothin’ But a Good Time
Talk Dirty To Me
Every Rose Has It’s Thorn
Unskinny Bop
Billy Idol
Rebel yell
KISS
Rock and Roll all night
Eddie money
I think i’m in love
Take me home tonight
AC/DC
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
Aerosmith
Sweet Emotion
Walk this way
Metallica
Enter Sandman
Cheap Trick
Want You To Want Me
Backstreet Boys
Larger Than Life
Queen
We Will Rock You
Tone Loc
Wild Thing
Twisted Sister
We’re Not Gonna Take It
Guns n’ Roses
Sweet Child of Mine
Buck Cherry
Crazy Bitch
Def Leppard
Pour Some Sugar On Me
Van Halen
Ain’t Talkin’ ‘Bout Love
Panama
You Really Got Me
Bon Jovi
Dead or Alive
You Give Love A Bad Name
Prince
Purple Rain
Journey
Faithfully
Don’t Stop Believing
Ozzy
Crazy Train
Bark at The Moon
Steve Miller Band,
The Joker
Wild Cherry
Play That Funky Music
Neil Diamond
Sweet Caroline
Commodores
Brick House
Lynyrd Skynyrd
Sweet Home Alabama
David Allen Coe,
You Never Even Call Me By My Name
Toby Keith,
Courtesy of the Red White and Blue